We're With The Band
Michael Scabs, Dreg and Ivan Russia, of the Chicago rock band SHERIFF SCABS, bring their rehearsal space banter to the digital airwaves, covering everything from music, movies, classic television, sex, adult beverages and the often hilarious stories that come with being on the midwest rock scene. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.

Michael and Ivan are joined by a panel of friends and Star Wars enthusiasts for the opening night of Episode VIII. Does comedy belong in the SW saga? Will the Porgs eat human flesh? Why does Snoke look like a Bee-Gee? And who will bring home The Second bi-annual Golden Greedo trophy? Also, Ivan hates Mr Magoo.

Direct download: wwtb_starwars.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 2:17am EST

Michael and Ivan take a break from going to the movies, to basically talk about more movies. Ivan is still hung up on Justice League and wonders how DC can correct it's previous mistakes with Flashpoint. Michael falls in love with LUSH cosmetics store clerks and remembers fondly of the classic arcade game Rampage. 

Direct download: WWTB_111.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 4:02am EST

Michael and Ivan (and to a certain extent Billie Kay) go to see the new DC superhero teamup comic book movie, Justice League. Superman! Batman! Wonder Woman! Flash! Aquaman! Cyborg! Green Lantern? J.K. Simmons! Truth, justice and the helpless Russian immigrant way!

Direct download: 110.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 1:13am EST

Michael and Ivan watch and review the newest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor: Ragnarok. But they are easily sidetracked by the memories of forgotten 1980's television. Also, avoid The Noid.

Direct download: NOIDcast.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 11:39am EST

The annual "Crowtober" film retrospective is back, where Ivan and Michael watch the 1996 witchy teen horror The Craft. In which they discuss the history of Kraft foods, movie rape and racism in the 90's, the term "negroids" and the hot new game, "Is this LIVE or Our Lady Peace?"

Direct download: crowtober17.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 8:47am EST

Michael and Ivan discuss the drunken details of Ivan's first outdoor music festival. Ivan wants everyone to get off his mind-lawn, while Michael argues the many benefits of standing over kneeling.

Direct download: 107.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 1:24am EST

Michael and Ivan discuss new prosperities and life on the road. Ivan picks a political party. And Michael reviews Oceans 11 for hillbillies. Stay wooden. Stay hard.

Direct download: 106.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 3:48pm EST

The cicadas are in full force as Michael and Ivan go to see Atomic Blonde and solve the mysteries of the universe. Ivan has a new movie pitch. Michael defends Barenaked Ladies. Also, crappy movie directors driving their teenage offspring to suicide.

Direct download: 105.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 4:04pm EST

Michael and Ivan see Spiderman: Homecoming and have a conversation about hot Aunt May, Vulture, Damage Control, Marvel and Sony, RDJ, Donald Glover, Miles Morales, Captain America, that fat Asian kid, the Presidential Fitness Award... all the WWTB standards.

Direct download: 104.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 3:48am EST

Ivan and Michael visit The Field Museum, and tell tales of meeting the Biggie Smalls Bushman, secret scientist sex rooms, and lounging amongst the peregrine falcons. Also, weathermen stop Ivan from using the bathroom and Michael's pants keep falling down.

Direct download: 103_Saving_Up_For_A_Handjob.mp3
Category:Comedy / Talk -- posted at: 8:02am EST

Longtime Lynda Carter fantasizers, Ivan Russia and Sheriff Michael Scabs, review the new Wonder Woman film. Will Ivan finally enjoy a DC movie? Will Michael keep pleasuring himself to the thought of Gal Gadot? Did the boys figure out a future plotline involving Bane? Great Hera!

Direct download: WWTBWW.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 5:17pm EST

Michael and Ivan, along with Dr Hobo, Ma Russia and Pa Russia, give their thoughts on Marvel Studio's Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 and reactions to the trailers for Thor Ragnarok and Star Wars episode VIII The Last Jedi. Also, I'm Marry Poppins y'all!

Direct download: 101clean.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 5:00pm EST

After several attempts to air the milestone 100th episode, Michael and Ivan give up and just Skype each other to talk about Marvel's Defenders, Agents of Shield, Iron Fist and redheads in animal print. Also, Felecia Day boners ala the new MST3K.

Direct download: 100.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 9:06pm EST

Michael and Ivan reconvene to talk politics. The politics of remaking The Crow movie soundtrack, that is! Also, stories staring Strong Bad as the ex-girlfriend.

Direct download: 99.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:08am EST