Part 2 of 2. While Sheriff Scabs and Moseley plot against each other for the last show of the tour, Dreg has questions about ass wiping, Abby falls asleep on the toilet, Michael's Bing Crosby impression takes on a life of it's own, Suzie talks about more Suzie things, Ivan is confused by Michael's massage porn habits, and Christy worries that a malicious game of "Marry F*ck Kill" might be real.

Part 1 of 2. The boys from Chicago and the ladies of Nashville hit the road through Chicago, Battle Creek, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Detroit, Cleveland and Milwaukee. Michael sings Little Mermaid songs, Suzie gets engaged, Dreg does yoga in a cornfield, Abby gets very drunk, Christy works a nail salon and Ivan is a dick.

Dreg brings in a guest (Jon Rice) from jolly old England to chat with Ivan and Scabs about an disturbingly odd picture from tour, God vs Ms. Piggy, and the bastardization of the English language. Also... BOOBS!