We're With The Band
Michael Scabs, Dreg and Ivan Russia, of the Chicago rock band SHERIFF SCABS, bring their rehearsal space banter to the digital airwaves, covering everything from music, movies, classic television, sex, adult beverages and the often hilarious stories that come with being on the midwest rock scene. FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... WWTB went to the opening night premier of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Michael wants a Jamocha Jedi, Katie The Undertaker stops Ivan from throwing more money at the movie screen, Karen Righeimer gets emotional and crushes John Weaver's BB-8's, and Dreg is still talking about The Hunger Games. Also... SLOTHS DON'T TELL JOKES!

 

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 12:59pm EST
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Ivan and Michael return to Dreg's house, and try to figure out what's he's been doing, after being absent for 10 episodes. 9 month old e-mails are read, Scott Weiland is remembered, and the upcoming Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens episode is previewed. Also, Dreg make an unbelievably bad Indian joke.

 

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Category:Comedy / Talk -- posted at: 5:36pm EST
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With November in full swing, Michael, Ivan and Katie The Undertaker prematurely celebrate Christmas. Also, a Puscifer concert review, Star Wars talk, David Bowie talk, Michael craps himself at work, Ivan goes all Andy Rooney when he learns about the Paris attacks, and Katie literally goes ham about Kmart.

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Category:Comedy / Talk -- posted at: 12:09am EST
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Well, shit on me! Crow-tober comes to an end, as Michael, Ivan, Katie the Undertaker and Josh Vicari take a look at the 1994 gothic-action original, The Crow. Starring Brandon Lee, Ernie "Ghostbusters" Hudson, Tony "Candyman" Todd, Bai Ling, James O'Barr stealing a TV and lots of corrugated metal.

 

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 10:59pm EST
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Crow-tober gets slightly better as Ivan, Michael and Katie the Undertaker indulge in the 1996 sequel, The Crow: City of Angels. Starring Vincent Parez, Mia Kirshner, Beverley Mitchell, Thuy Trang: The Yellow Ranger, Thomas Jane: The Punisher, and Iggy Pop as Ricardo Montalban.
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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 3:37pm EST
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Crow-tober continues on We're With The Band Goes To The Movies, as Ivan, Michael and Katie The Undertaker dive into the third installment of the Crow series, The Crow: Salvation (aka The Crow: I Like Her Mouth). Starring Kirsten Dunst, Eric Mabius, Fred Ward, William Atherton, and a school bus.

 

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 10:02am EST
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In the first installment of We're With The Band Goes To The Movies, frustration sets in as Michael and Ivan unsuccessfully try to make sense of the abysmal film "The Crow: Wicked Prayer." Starring an inexplicable cast of Eddie Furlong, David Boreanaz, Tara Reid, Danny Trejo, Tito Ortiz, Daymond John, Macy Gray, and the late, once great Dennis Hopper.

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 6:41pm EST
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79: Jared Fogle Was Right!

Ivan and Michael return to talk about wedding shenanigans, Ivan's understanding of modern politics, Dreg's strange text messages during a MR RUSSIA concert and how Michael can't help relating everything to Marilyn Manson. Also, anything that's ever been talked about on the podcast is wrong. #DavidKoreshWasRight

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 3:03pm EST
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Michael and Ivan are 2 Legit 2 Quit, as they dive into the video for MC Hammer's hit single, as well as Addams Groove from The Addams Family movie, and other pop music conundrums from 1991. Also, What ever happened to P.M. Dawn?

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Category:Music / Comedy -- posted at: 6:20pm EST
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Scabs and Russia return to talk about old sitcoms, talking dolls, Ivan's fascination with bad Fantastic Four reviews, Ivan's pessimism for Batman v Superman & the Deadpool movie, Ivan's general outrage over other people's outrage, and Michael's new Louis Vuitton sunglasses, which he did not buy.

 

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 1:34am EST
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The boys return, with special guest Chadillac, to basically rail on Dreg for being stupid. Together, they board a watercraft upon Lake Michigan to dissect his idiotic text messages, as well as Jurassic World, Weezer, the Confederate flag controversy, robots, cleaning robots, sex robots, and their collective disbelief in vampires.

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 12:39pm EST
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The boys return to talk about Dreg's trip to Mexico, Ivan's trip to the dirty South, Michael's affair with Pimp Juice, the debut of Katie's Corner, Star Wars, Mad Max, shark attacks and airplane stories: playing with death at 40,000 feet. Also, "Who's gonna get me homo time!"

 

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 5:30pm EST
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Michael, Ivan and Katie the Undertaker go to see Avengers: The Age of Ultron. Will Ivan get to see his white Vision? Will Katie get a Jurrassic World girl boner? Will Michael deliver on his promise to make episode 74 the greatest show in podcast history? Probably not. Also, Stan Lee makes a cameo.

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 2:55am EST
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Michael goes to Florida and drops a bombshell, which could rock the band and podcast to it's very core. Ivan waits in line to score some rare David Bowie on Record Store Day. Also, the boys give their thoughts on Jared Leto's Joker, a Tom Waits musical, and Michael's hatred for old people.

 

Direct download: 73.mp3
Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 8:29pm EST
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Michael and Ivan are back! The do's and don'ts of band t-shirts, punching Marilyn Manson, James Bond Spectre, and getting towed in Chicago. Also, Katie The Undertaker & T-1000 defend their podcast hijack.

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 1:01pm EST
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The boys take time out from mixing their new record to talk about Dreg's first viewing of The Breakfast Club, Michael's take on a controversial Batman comic, and Ivan's curiosity about The Extreme Tour. Also, how do you feel about oral sex on the toilet?

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Category:Music / Comedy -- posted at: 3:29am EST
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April Fools! The women of WWTB hijack the podcast while the boys are away making records. No topic is too squeamish! Who's slept with who in the band? Who's grooming their nether regions into the Batman logo? Sleazy sex stories both with and without the band. Marry F*ck Kill the band, and the common denominator that is hatred for Ivan. With Katie the Undertaker, Karen Bambi Righeimer, Courtney, Jess Boston, Jeanette, T the Undertaker, Nadia G and Alicia G of Ganser.
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Category:Comedy / Talk -- posted at: 10:57am EST
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The boys return to the liquor store to catch up on Dreg's lastest sexual dreams, Ivan's apocalyptic nighmares, and the latest WWE Diva wrestler Michael has been stalking. Also, Ghostbusters, gloryholes, and did Sheriff Scabs have sex with a foot?

 

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Category:Comedy / Pop Culture -- posted at: 5:50pm EST
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The boys take a brief timeout from recording the new Sheriff Scabs album to let you know they are not dead. Also, Ivan releases a new MR RUSSIA video, Michael follows the WWE and Dreg tries to deny his hatred for Asians.

 

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Category:Music / Comedy / Documentary -- posted at: 5:18pm EST
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The boys sit down with Chicago musicians Alicia G and Nadia G of Ganser, to talk about their upcoming ep 'Less.' Ivan chats about producing the band's release, while Dreg hijacks the interview with his own personal questions and Michael celebrates his birthday at Shoney's.

 

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Category:Music / Comedy -- posted at: 9:39pm EST
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"Want to play a game?" An ill advised drinking game comes with inebriated consequences for this season two finale. The boys recap their year and learn how well they know their friends, all culminating in no pants podcast! With special guests: Katie The Undertaker, Jade Ingardona, Kim Duncan, Karen Righeimer and John Weaver.
Direct download: 66.mp3
Category:Comedy / Talk -- posted at: 12:00am EST
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